We are living in the end times. I’m going to start collecting evidence of this fact, of which the above is the first piece. THE NEW YORK TIMES

9:20 am  •  11 November 2009

Komm rüber!

8:59 pm  •  9 November 2009

Cross-posted to dissentispatriotic.net:

i sing of Olaf glad and big
whose warmest heart recoiled at war:
a conscientious object-or
his wellbelovéd colonel (trig
westpointer most succinctly bred)
took erring Olaf soon in hand;
but—though an host of overjoyed
noncoms (first knocking on the head
him) do through icy waters roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with brushes recently employed
anent this muddy toiletbowl,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments—
Olaf (being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any rag
upon what God unto him gave)
responds, without getting annoyed
“I will not kiss your fucking flag”

straightaway the silver bird looked grave
(departing hurriedly to shave)

but-though all kinds of officers
(a yearning nation’s blueeyed pride)
their passive prey did kick and curse
until for wear their clarion
voices and boots were much the worse,
and egged the firstclassprivates on
his rectum wickedly to tease
by means of skillfully applied
bayonets roasted hot with heat—
Olaf (upon what were once knees)
does almost ceaselessly repeat
“there is some shit I will not eat”

our president,being of which
assertions duly notified
threw the yellowsonofabitch
into a dungeon,where he died

Christ (of His mercy infinite)
i pray to see;and Olaf,too

preponderatingly because
unless statistics lie he was
more brave than me:more blond than you

— e.e. cummings

10:40 pm  •  23 October 2009

Great Party Scenes in Films No. 2: Pierrot le Fou

1:04 am  •  21 October 2009

Great Party Scenes in Films No. 1: Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

1:01 am  •  21 October 2009

Hey nobody tell my parents, but this album came out forty years ago.

1:26 pm  •  14 October 2009

olololololololololololol only my fracking brothers…

bilgames:

x = 1/y, where x = Military Success (in terms of Propensity) and y = Humanitarian Ethics (in terms of Consideration)

for Helena Cain x > y,
for Laura Roslin x < y,
for Bill Adama x ≤ y

We can also add a divisor of z (equal to Ego in terms of Survival Instinct or Missing Legs), in which case we can derive as follows:

if x/z = 1/y, and t = time, then

for Felix Gaeta t = 100/ [4 * ( 1 / [ -1*log(y or x) ] ) ]
where, plotted on a 2D Cartesian graph, t is the horizontal axis and y or x is the vertical axis

Whilst meanwhile, Gaius Baltar gets his own equation, thusly:

b = testicular fortitude (in Whimpers/Sec.)
t = time
e = ego (a constant larger than all other variables added together)
y = Humanitarian Ethics
g = number of guns pointed at Baltar’s head

y = | ( [ sin(t) / 2b ] * e ) / 100g |
where, plotted on the 3D Cartesian graph, y is the vertical axis, while t and b are the horizontal axes.

1:16 pm  •  14 October 2009

If your pronunciation of any of the following words emphasizes the second syllable, you ain’t got it. But if you want a cheap guffaw, read it out loud as it was intended to be read: police, cement, Detroit, Thanksgiving, insurance, behind, display, recycle, TV, guitar, and umbrella.

5:54 pm  •  12 October 2009  •  1 note

Department of uppercase-o-dot-lowercase-o —

6:01 pm  •  6 October 2009

this should sum it up more or less in its entirety.

7:50 pm  •  5 October 2009